I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I have already put on my inside pants.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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