Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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be right there i have to get my cape
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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