feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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