I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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