I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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