Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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