nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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