i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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