I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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