That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
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it was like eating out sand paper
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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