Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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