The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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