i think i have herpe
just one?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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