I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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