I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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