I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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