Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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