Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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