You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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