I heard we made out
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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