Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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