So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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