You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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