so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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