I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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