I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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