I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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