It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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