i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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