So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
You ruined the universe
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