And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
How naked do you want me to be?
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