Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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