OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
P.S. I can't hear my feet
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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