In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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