Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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This is the high leading the old right now
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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