I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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