I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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