It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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