So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
