party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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