I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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