this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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