Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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