Say something about gay babies.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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