Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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