look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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