Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I CAN MOONWALK!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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