But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You don't make any sense
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That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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