so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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