Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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