Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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