We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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