PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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