You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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