So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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