god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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